For people who are quarantined in their houses or apartments due to the fear of contact with Ebola, how about a service called “e-shutin.com”? With one click you register and get

  • upgraded cable TV subscription with all premium channels
  • higher speed Internet
  • Amazon Kindle Unlimited subscription
  • Amazon Prime subscription
  • additional streaming music subscriptions
  • Peapod online grocery delivery subscription
  • a sign for the front door reading “UPS/Fedex: Please leave packages. No signature required.”
  • subscription to Audible
  • upgraded Netflix subscription to 8 disks out at once

Any other ideas?

Philip Greenspun’s Weblog

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